Why I Do This

I was put into a state of shock today! A penguin claimed to visit my site often, came up to me and said, “You’re Dart?” I said yes, of course, and was excited. She seemed almost nervous, excited, and any other emotion you can fit in there. So I dedicate this to all my fans, to that penguin, and to all of my friends epically.

Why do I sit?
Why waste time?
Try to make words rhyme
After all not like anyone’s here
No ones hear to listen
But yet I sit here and glisten
The suns baking
I’m shaking under this pressure
If only I could lesser the quota
As I sit drinking this soda
Lingering on a topic
As I finally pick
My mind plays a trick
And makes me blind
As it takes me for a wind
But this time I find a different step
I kept my cool
But looked like a fool
It doesn’t matter because I know it’s all cool
I have my friends and fans
Who will never come
To an end or bend.

~Dart211~

The Physics of Club Penguin!

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Hey Guys,

And I have decided to start a new series on Club Penguin physics! I will go around different places and try to find one illogical thing about it. Like Throwing Snowballs into a fire or going onto the HQ Desk. Don’t even start me with the drilling water! Vote for which one you like best! Anyways I would like to explain the Physics. If you find anything that you know is impossible in the real world comment! Maybe you try and find out in the real world?  Ha ha I don’t want to be sued for all my penguin coins! Have fun and see you on Club Penguin!

~Redfooteye